+ Blonde Joke
Blonde Joke
A blonde had just got a new sports car and was out driving when she accidentally cut up a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a cirlce on the side of the road and gruffly commanded the blonde "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE". He then went to her car and cut up the leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and proceeds to break every window in her car.
When he turn around she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tyres. Now shes laughing. The truck driver is really starting to loose it.
He goes back to his truck and gets a can of diesel, pours it over her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"Whats so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking I stepped outside of the circle.