The FEMALE always makes the Rules
The Rules are subject to change at anytime without prior notification
No Male can possibley know all the rules
If the FEMALE suspects the Male knows all the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules
The FEMALE is never wrong
If the FEMALE is wrong it is due to a misunderstaning which was as a direct result of something the male did or said wrong
The Male must apologise immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
The FEMALE may change her mind at any time
The Male must never change his mind without express written consent of the FEMALE
The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time
The Male must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE want him to be angry and/or upset
The Male is expected to read minds at all times
If the FEMALE has PMS, all the rules are null and void
The FEMALE is ready when she is ready
The Male must be ready at all times
Any attempt to document the RULES could result in bodily harm
The Male who does not abide by the RULES, cannot take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.